Wednesday, August 29, 2012

My very own guest blogger

Guest bloggers, it's a thing that I just don't understand. So to try and force myself into the blogosphere, I invited my own guest blogger for an interview....except he isn't a blogger, he's my 11 year old Nephew.



What's your name?
 Blaize Davis

What grade are you in?
 6th

Tell me about your family?
So it goes like this, my parents got divorced and then got remarried so my step mom already had 2 kids, a boy and a girl, they're annoying sometimes but they're really outgoing too.

What do you do for fun?
Draw pictures and goof off.

Who is your favorite super hero? Why?
Chuck Norris, because he can do a round house kick to your teeth

Who is your favorite Disney Princess?
I don't like princesses because they are annoying.
(I concur, good answer.)

How do you catch a girls eye at school?
By being who I really am.

What would you do if you had a million dollars?
 Probably buy Apple Company

When you’re on a date, do you think the man should pay or not?
 Yea, if they don't then they're a bad person.
(Smart boy, you'd think we were related)

What's your favorite song?
 Bangarang by Skrillex.

Are you a good dancer?
 NO!!!!!

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
 What????????!!!!!!!
An African swallow, not a European one.
Lindsey I don't know what you're talking about.
(Ok, we'll skip this one, but here's the answer.)

What’s the last thing you ate?
 Nasty cafeteria school lunch.

How many times a week do you shower?
 2-3

What’s the plural form of mongoose?
 Mongooses.

Do you have a crush on someone right now?
Only Zoey, she went to a different school.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Ewwwwwwwww.

What's your best joke?
How do you save a drowning lawyer?
How???
Take your foot off his head.


Last but not least, who is your favorite Aunt? 
Lindsey B... Jenkins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He's just got all of the right answers)

I would like to thank Blaize for letting me interview him via bookface chat, he was a real sport and I knew this would be entertaining. He's up for guest blogging anytime if you wanna hit him up =]

3 comments:

Kristine said...

Hahahahahahaha! That is awesome! Blaize really is an awesome boy. I love him!

KungfuMedic said...

That's hilarious!! This was all while doing his homework and helping me with the laundry as I was getting after him for dinkin around on Facebook. What a multitasker!!

Unknown said...

Hahahaha that is freaking hilarious.